Review: Vixen Bandit

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When it came time to select some dildos to review from the much-loved Vixen, the Mustang was the obvious choice; the adoration is yelled from the rooftops of pretty much every sex blog I’ve encountered, and mine was no different. But surely Vixen isn’t a one-trick pony, and surely there are others dildos that are worth screaming about?

Well the Bandit is aptly named, because it’s stolen my heart *groooaan*
But seriously, this toy deserves some fanfare as well; less G-spot, less squish, but extra firmness coupled significant girth and testicles? Prrr.

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Review: Vixen Mustang

Vixen Mustang silicone dildo for a review on my tickle trunk

Remember the Tantus Adam? Remember how it was my gold standard in dildos and nothing would ever get better than that?

Hello, Vixen. It’s no secret that every sex blogger in the history of ever is a big supporter of Vixen Creations and touts the virtues of their dual-density silicone dildos. I read about Vixen for years, skeptical of how good a dildo could really be and thinking that it was all just hyperbole. But this isn’t just another superb adult brand… this is a game changer. My Tantus Uncut was best known for first-rate squish, and the Captain by Pleasure Works was a big leap in realism, but none of them hold a candle to Vixen.

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Review: Fuze Tango Double Dildo

Fuze Tango Double Dildo Review Strap On My Tickle Trunk

Oh how I rejoiced when Happy Valley Silicone agreed to send me a selection of items, and I pulled the Tango out of the box. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t exactly what I hoped for. I jumped, I giggled, and I promptly pulled the beautiful, purple, silicone toy from its packaging to gaze at it in all its glory.

It’s no secret that I like pegging and overall strap-on play, but there’s definitely a gap to bridge between fucking someone with a surrogate dick, and getting real genital stimulation for yourself at the same time. As a cis woman, it’s not so much about having the dick as it is being able use it and get pleasure from the overall experience, so the idea of a strap-on dildo that actually provided female pleasure has been long-atop my wishlist.

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Review: Fuze Foreman

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I feel rather lucky; with the limited selection of uncut dildos on the market today, this will be the second I’ve reviewed in under a year! That said, the Fuze Foreman far from measures up (literally) to the daunting Tantus Uncut #1 we saw earlier this year. In fact, this version might be a better alternative for those who can’t handle the girth and sheer weight of the #1.

It’s rather petite, coming in at an insertable 5.5” and only 1.43” inches around at its widest point, but my favourite quality of this dildo has to be the squish factor. It doesn’t advertise itself as any fancy, realistic silicone, but it really should, because this is even squishier than Tantus’s famous dual density silicone. It’s soft, flexible, and plush enough to feel like the real thing, all without being too soft and unable to hold a shape. I love it.

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Review: Afrodite by Sex Wooden Toys

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I’ve never been particularly good with measurements. Throughout my late teens and early twenties, I’m sure men thought I was perfect because my perception of an inch was way off, so needless to say I was easily impressed. I say this because there’s one factor that’s going to very slightly hinder this review, and that factor is size.

It’s the same thing that got me into trouble with my too-big Pure Plug, which I try so hard to love but I’m just not feeling it in return. When Sex Wooden Toys reached out to me, they asked which toy I wanted and what size, so this is no one’s fault but my own, and perhaps in part to a poor public school math education. I chose the large Afrodite from Sex Wooden Toys, thinking I like many other “large” toys, but not taking into account the inflexible material or, y’know, what an inch really looks like. Size Queens can rejoice because DANG she’s a big ‘un, but my vagina is merely a Size Princess In Waiting.

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Review: Njoy Pure Wand + A Word On Squirting

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The Pure Wand needs no introduction – you know it, and if you’re like me, you’re one of the thousands who rushed to buy it after reading a “gushing” review from your favourite long-time blogger. Hell, the last thing the internet needs is yet another glowing review of the Pure Wand, but if you don’t like it, then hey, get your own blog.

I bought mine about 6 months back, when I found myself with some scraps of disposable income and a lust to know more about this magical chunk of steel. I was giddy as I carried it home from Come As You Are, feeling the heft of such a small yet sturdy item as it tired my arm while waiting (and waiting) for the streetcar. I grinned ear-to-ear as no one suspected that my plain paper bag contained a simple, stunning dildo; one unlike they’d ever seen before.

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Review: The Captain By Pleasure Works

Review: Pleasure Works The Captain my tickle trunk dildo

The Captain makes me greedy. It makes me want more. It’s so thick and so realistic that it takes my “size doesn’t matter” demeanour and replaces it with “MOAR COCK PLZ”

The Captain is made with Firm Core Silicone from Pleasure Works, consisting of a very firm centre shaft with a very soft, supple coating of premium silicone over top. The overall shape of the dildo is very firm, with not much give or bend to it, but the outer coating provides the perfect amount of give to make this THE most realistic feeling dildo I’ve ever had. The Tantus Uncut #1 takes the prize for most realistic in appearance and detail, but close my eyes and put this in my hand, and the soft, clammy exterior has me fooled.

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Review: Fun Factory Bouncer

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Go back to my earlier days of Twitter and you’ll see one Tweet of desperation – “my world for a Fun Factory Bouncer”. I don’t know what it was, I wasn’t even particularly into dildos at the time, and I had only just recently become acquainted with Fun Factory. I’d just never seen anything like it – like kegel balls for fucking!

The Bouncer by Fun Factory has the unique feature of rotating weights within a dildo, where each bulge along the shaft contains a weight that shakes with the movements of the dildo (perhaps you’ve heard the Bouncer referred to as “the shake weight of dildos”). Its flat base works remarkably well as a short-term suction cup, as well as making it suitable for anal use; I can’t say I’ve tried it as such, but with the smooth waves formed in matte silicone, I can imagine it would feel pretty great. The Bouncer also has the unique feature of COMING IN RED. I mean yes, they also come in the other predictable colours of black and pink, but… red!

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Review: Lovehoney Lifelike 8-Inch Silicone Dildo

my tickle trunk review Lovehoney Lifelike Silicone 8 Inch Pink Dildo with Suction Cup

It’s big.
It’s pink.
It’s veiny.
Those are three statements that cannot be exaggerated enough and are really the pillars of this Lovehoney Silicone Dildo. I mean if it has to be pink, then it might as well be hot pink. What I like most about it is that it pairs the realistic with the non-realistic; from the hot pink colour to the veins you can feel even when inside, it merges the best of both worlds.

For starters, let’s talk about that coronal ridge. You can see even in photos that this sucker is hella pronounced, and this is perfect if you’re a texture queen. I’ve mentioned before that I am not, but this definitely provides a different feeling that drives home the fact that this isn’t just another dick. My partner and I have used it during sex to simulate if someone else were fucking me as well, and it was clear as day that this was not my partner inside of me – not with that cliff of a coronal ridge.

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Review: Tantus Flex

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It comes as no surprise to regular readers that DP is my dream fantasy. But it comes as a surprise to me that when it comes to body-safe toys, DP options are few and far between, and unfortunately after trying out the Flex, I’m still left empty in the viable DP toys category.

I’ll jump to the main problem I had with Flex: the anal beads are… distracting. They’re just so small yet perfectly spaced so that I have to feel every single one whether I want to or not. If I want to thrust the dildo, I’m left with no choice but to thrust the beads as well, and with each little * boop boop boop * going in and out of me, it takes away from the rest of the experience and keeps an ongoing dialogue in my brain of “there’s something going in my butt, there’s something going in my butt…”

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