Review: MEO Cock Candy

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I like a good blowjob, and it’s a concept that needs little improvement. But much like eating your favourite food for years on end, you might want to change up the flavour of the week. Perhaps you love the taste of dick, but perhaps you also love piña coladas.

The aptly named MEO Cock Candy set comes in a nifty clear flight bag for easy storage and transport, with 5 colourful bottles of trial-sized, flavoured lubricant (in vanilla, piña colada, strawberry kiwi, strawberry, and cherry). I’ve mentioned previously that I’m not huge into flavoured lubes, but I’m game for anything that’ll make my boyfriend’s penis into an ice cream sundae.

Cock Candy is more candy than lubricant – the flavours are sweet, delicious and long-lasting, but you’d have just as much luck spreading chocolate sauce on his dick. When I applied it, I did so with my left hand and then proceeded to go down on him, all the while hovering my left hand off to the side, touching nothing. It was too sticky, and it never dried up to become more manageable in a spontaneous “okay let’s fuck now!” sort of situation. Instead our foreplay was interrupted with “okay, I need to go wash my hands, then maybe we can fuck”

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The flavours are very long-lasting and quite delicious, but there is definitely a chemical undertaste; the first taste you get is a chemically surprise, followed by a lovely flavour of your choosing. The flavours are all very true to form, except cherry. Cherry tastes like goddamn cough syrup. It was the first lube of the set that I tried, so I was stuck giving a blowjob while trying not to imagine being stuck up in bed with a snot nose, watching the Price Is Right.

The cherry or strawberry variations might also not be suitable if you’re someone who doesn’t want to see the colour red running down your man’s penis. I know that it’s lube, but if someone’s has a bad experieince or is just queasy, please note that the colours of the lube match the flavours and maybe that green strawberry kiwi one will fulfill an alien fantasy.

I can’t help but compare it to the variety of Sliquid flavoured lubes that I reviewed; not in its similarities, but in its differences. I almost wish the positives of both products could be fused together to make a perfect flavoured lubricant. The pros of this are the features that Sliquid lacks: long-lasting and great flavours. But I wish it had the ability to dry up harmlessly and allow one to continue on with the playtime and bypass a generous round of hand washing during intermission. A simple swipe of Kleenex isn’t enough to dispose of this – you’ll need a full hose-down of soap to get it off your hands. Luckily, this translates to a tasty, long-term treat for blowjob gourmets.

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This product was provided by MEO in exchange for my honest review. All opinions are my own and un-biased. Thank you to MEO for their contribution.

Meo Cock Candy

Meo Cock Candy
7

Rating

7/10

    Pros

    • Long-Lasting Flavour
    • Delicious
    • Lots Of Variety

    Cons

    • Too Sticky

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