There’s the onomatopoeic, all-encapsulating buzzword for this review. A sound that’s thick, sticking to your skin like honey, yet cuts through you like a red-hot knife. It’s the word that immediately popped into my head as I handled this MEO Swatter for the first time, palming the flexible leather and grasping my fingertips over the cold, metal anal ball handle. It was also the word that was forced through my body the first time this toy was thrust against my bottom.
Having tested it out on my arm earlier in the day, I laid over the bed, bottom up, and closed my eyes, awaiting the delicious sting of a new toy… but not before yelling “BE GENTLE.”
See, the way that thick, leather pelt flops around is the making for an epic thwap against your butt. It’s so weighty, with two pelts stitched together, and reinforced with the stainless steel rivets and a dual-purpose handle – a thing of beauty. The leather is high quality with durable stitching, holding a stiff but still flexible form that gives the perfect amount of give when winding up for a hit. The result is a satisfying, stinging, thuddy THWAP that can do anything from warm you up to finish you off, depending on how hard your partner choose to hit you. I love it. I love that you can build upon it if desired, and while it may have some weight behind it, it isn’t a “one and done” sort of impact toy.
Attached with durable rivets, the smooth stainless steel handle doubles as a low-friction anal ball to up the kink factor for those special nights (or those special kinkster). I admit that I haven’t tried it as such. It’s an intimidating shape and size, with the head clocking in at larger than my large Pure Plug (which is also too big for me), only less entry-friendly. But this doesn’t stop me from fantasizing about bending over my partner, slapping his butt silly, then lubing up the end to enter his ass.