The idea of an oral sex simulator never really appealed to me. I’m not sure if that’s what air-based stimulation toys are meant to be, but in using my Satisfyer Pro 2, I never once thought, “Hey, this is like having my clit licked!” – in fact I haven’t thought that about any toy in my entire collection, and if I had, I’m not sure it would have been a compliment. TBH, I can take or leave oral sex; it’s truly the most face-value of sexual acts. It’s good when it’s good, it’s bad when it’s bad; unlike PIV, anal, or blowjobs, a sexy mood can make average sex amazing, but… oral? It frequently takes foreplay from “Oh this is so hot” to “Oh you’re going to do that? Alright, cool. Try it out.” The main flaw in oral sex (from a cis-female perspective, for me, anyway) is that it always just feels like a tongue. A tongue that may be darting as fast as it can and giving me all it’s got, but it’s rarely enough to get me off. It the merely the tongue of a mortal, and there’s no shame in that.
But if there ever wear a true oral sex simulator (on steroids), it has to be the Satisfyer Pro Deluxe. In fact, the Pro Deluxe licks my pussy like God intended. Oral sex usually just feels like a tongue slowly moving its way over my clit, and this feels the same, but only if the tongue was motorized and had the muscle and stamina of a rhinoceros on cocaine.
I love everything about this toy, which surprised me primarily because when you’re handed a pile of very similar sex toys and told to write about them, you don’t exactly expect any of them to stand alone in their uniqueness. But everything from the shape to the thrum of the “tongue” sets this stimulator apart from the Satisfyer pack.
I love the shape. It cups in my hand and lays flush with my chubbby mound like no other Satisfyer does. Rather than delicately holding my wrist to ensure that the suction maintains contact (a la Penguin), I can mash it onto my clit and the shape provides zero interference. I can lean against a surface and push my body weight onto my hand as I shove my clit further into the tip of this toy and allow the green-lit tongue to pulse the air against my clit. I can use this low-profile shape during sex to stimulate me just the way I need as he thrusts away, and it sits against my body perfectly enough that if I had to, I could just let it sit there; the only one of the Satisfyers to which I can say that. Unlike every other model, there isn’t a standard pointy tip; instead, this rubber point of contact for stimulation lays within the toy, creating this most perfect of shapes and streamlined appearance.
Since volume has been a complaint with a few other Satisfyer reviews, I’ll touch on it here as well. Of the models that I own, the Deluxe is hands-down the quietest model of Satisfyer. It has a low rumble, but without the noticeable putter of the Satisfyer 2, and it only get quieter when it’s applied to your genitals (much like any good man – amiright?)
That said, I’m not going to say it’s for everyone, but only because I know that not everyone masturbates the way I do. I mash down on my genitals like there’s a pot of gold at the end of that orgasm, and my rather large labia majora means that this round and flat shape sits perfectly with my vulva. However the rapid, tongue-like stimulation with the ergonomic shape (for my body, anyway) make this my favourite and unexpected winner of the Satisfyer models.
Welcome to Satisfyer week on My Tickle Trunk! This week I’ll be publishing a record-breaking FOUR reviews to complete my collection of Satisfyer toys, finishing off with a round-up post comparing all five models, and to help you decide which one is right for you!
Since the concept of the Satisfyer remains the same across the board – air-based clitoral stimulation – each review will be comparatively brief, outlining the differences between models and my general experiences with that particular toy. Enjoy!
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This product was provided by Satisfyer in exchange for my honest review. All opinions are my own and un-biased. Thank you to Satisfyer for this contribution.