Review: “Screaming O” Ohare Vibrating Cock Ring

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Cock rings – the gateway sex toy. Once you’ve progressed past your Mum’s fresh cucumber and your Dad’s Playboys, these bad boys are available on pharmacy shelves next to your standard condoms. They’re commonly used to make the man last longer by trapping the blood in the penis, resulting in a consistently hard penis and long-last endurance.

So while these little halos are common as ever, I can honestly say I’ve never used one before this week. I think it takes a very secure and somewhat adventurous man to branch out into toys – neither of which I’ve had the pleasure of meeting – and when it comes to implying “hun, you don’t last long enough to satisfy me”, there’s definitely a right way to bring it up. Luckily, my man quite enjoys trying new things and I was more than happy to put the focus on him this time.

Common as they are though, this is not your drug store cock ring. This is the crazy, narcotic meds that sit behind the counter at the drug store that you need a prescription and government ID to buy. This is the good stuff. With the thicker, main ring resting at the base of the penis, there’s a secondary ring that loops underneath the testicles to stabilize the rabbit feature. Fellas, let’s be honest, your lady is turning you into her favourite vibrator with this one, and you better be okay with just that. The rabbit ears face forward for perfect clitoral stimulation while your standard bullet (with a less standard 3 speeds + pulse function) powers the entire device. I didn’t expect that I’d be able to feel the vibrations anywhere more than the ears, but that was a time I was happy to be wrong.

Now there’s good and bad in every toy, but in this case I need to start with the singular but major bad: the bullet was defective. It would vibrate when not turned on and the power button did nothing, so I did not get to try the 3 speeds and pulsing that I was promised. However, the review will go on because the defect did let me have a go on one speed and it just has me excited to try it when it DOES work. I’ve read many reviews and see no other complaints of this problem, so I’m chocking it up to bad luck, but it needs to be said. Pink Cherry was kind enough to refund the cost while I get to keep the item, so I’ll be replacing the $10 bullet and moving forward as a happy customer.

I know a big problem with cock rings – especially ones like this where the band has to be thick enough to bear weight – is how well it will fit over the shaft of the penis. I can report that with lots of lube, this fit my slightly-thicker-than-average man without discomfort. This one might also have the additional problem for some big-balled boys as the secondary ring goes around the testicles. Again, was not an issue for my significant other, who sports his boys on the lower-average side.

While the premise of your standard cock ring is to make him last longer (not what we were going for), the Ohare will not promise that. With the vibrating bullet coursing those pulsations through both of you, the hope of either of you lasting too long is pretty much a moot point. I found the clitoral stimulation to be the perfect level of tease with every thrust while feeling the vibrations through his penis the whole time. I wasn’t kidding – it’s like riding your favourite sex toy, but with the fun of a human being.

Absolutely recommend, but I’d suggest shopping somewhere that will honour refunds in the case of defects (they’d have to be crappy not to). Check out more about the Screaming O Ohare Vibrating Cock Ring and have fun!

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