Review: Satisfyer Pro Deluxe

Satisfyer Pro Deluxe Review My Tickle Trunk

The idea of an oral sex simulator never really appealed to me. I’m not sure if that’s what air-based stimulation toys are meant to be, but in using my Satisfyer Pro 2, I never once thought, “Hey, this is like having my clit licked!” – in fact I haven’t thought that about any toy in my entire collection, and if I had, I’m not sure it would have been a compliment. TBH, I can take or leave oral sex; it’s truly the most face-value of sexual acts. It’s good when it’s good, it’s bad when it’s bad; unlike PIV, anal, or blowjobs, a sexy mood can make average sex amazing, but… oral? It frequently takes foreplay from “Oh this is so hot” to “Oh you’re going to do that? Alright, cool. Try it out.” The main flaw in oral sex (from a cis-female perspective, for me, anyway) is that it always just feels like a tongue. A tongue that may be darting as fast as it can and giving me all it’s got, but it’s rarely enough to get me off. It the merely the tongue of a mortal, and there’s no shame in that.

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Review: Satisfyer Pro Penguin

Satisfyer Pro Penguin Stimulator Review My Tickle Trunk

I’ve never been much for forced orgasms and I never really thought it was something of which I was capable. If I want to cum, I’ll cum, but forcing me just isn’t going to work. That said, when I finally, mercifully came using this toy, it felt like Satisfyer Pro Penguin was holding me by the neck and forcing me to orgasm, no matter how exhausted and unable to breathe I was.

My positioning for an orgasm is crucial. For the longest time, I could only cum either laying face-down on the bed, or propped against a dresser, applying all my body’s weight to my right hand, pressuring my clit. Eventually, that changed as I learned how to work my G-spot, and I was able to cum laying face-up like most people (with the assistance of toys). But in the majority of these situations, my legs need to be totally outstretched in order to reach climax, so there were still limitations… until the little Penguin waddled along.

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