Review: Satisfyer 2

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With my lacklustre Satisfyer 1 experience, the Satisfyer 2 had me hopeful as the next in line for battery-powered clitoral stimulation. However, from the minute I hit the power button on this sleek, medical-looking device, I was sadly disappointed. It’s a sexy little thing; a piece that belongs anywhere from your nightstand to your medicine cabinet, with a long, white appearance that could blend in as a simple ear thermometer. This Satisfyer has the distinct feature of being the only model with 3 buttons – one for power, and two for intensity control. I do like the idea of separate controls, since bypassing your preferred setting can be a real pain in the ass when you need to cycle through all the modes just to find it again. Unfortunately, this feature is only available on what I’d say is the least satisfying Satisfyer there is.

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Review: California Exotics Inspire Remote Teaser

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I keep reading great reviews of the Cal Exotics Inspire line, but obviously I just chose the wrong products, because for fuck’s sake, this thing is bad. If you’re in a hurry, I’ll save you a couple paragraphs: a dying housefly could fall into my pants and buzz away in its last moments of life and it would be about as pleasant as the Inspire Teaser.

Much like I mentioned with the Inspire Wand, it just looks so pretty, and its “travel & tease”-friendly demeanour intrigued me. My man has always been interested in a panty-play toy that we could sneak around with in public, but he’s never even seen this thing, because it doesn’t work.

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Review: Pebble by Ooh Je Joue

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I’m going through a clit vibe phase. Not sure why I’m calling it a phase, since the first 27 years of my life saw only clit-based orgasms, but I’ve decided that my ass and vagina have seen a lot of action lately – the bean gets a turn. Which is why when I was presented the option to try a shape from Ooh Je Joue’s interchangeable, rechargeable line of silicone shapes & vibrators, the Pebble seemed like a natural choice.

It comes in what’s probably the most adorable yet minimal packaging I’ve seen for a sex toy. I love the vivid colours, the individual bags, and the cheeky little lips that add a sexy but fun tone to the simple toys. Normally I’d never waste your time by talking about something you’re probably going to throw away, but it really was beautiful.

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Review: Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Clitoral Vibe

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I’ve wanted a new clit vibe for years, ever since I sent my LELO Lily for warranty repairs and UPS lost it on its return trip (surprise!). So many vibrators marketed for clitoral use are bullet based, and I’m sorry but that’s cheating; bullets do so little for me, especially if I’m doing clit-only stimulation. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining, or give me pill-sized batteries and call it a sex toy.

I prefer my clit vibes to be “clit shaped” in the sense that it’s molded to conform to the contours of the vulva and pelvic bone around your clitoris. See, sometimes I’ll masturbate a little weird; I’ll do it standing up, leaning forward over a dresser or counter, allowing my body weight to fall onto my right hand in an effort to get amazing pressure. This is how I started masturbating, and strangeness be damned, I can’t knock the 30-seconds-or-it’s-free orgasm guarantee that this method seems to uphold. So when I say I want a clit vibe, I mean that I was something that will fit perfectly into a cupped hand, provide moderate pinpoint pressure, and buzz its little heart out as I bear down with the pressure of my body weight. My Lily was great for this…

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Review: Blush Arielle

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The rabbit vibe is a sound concept – G-spot stimulation combined with some light clit-tickling is a recipe for an out-of-this-world orgasm. I’ve used some rabbit vibes with results ranging from life changing to blue balling, but the overall design has always lacked one capability: thrust.

See, that little “rabbit” tip is so precise and so dainty that you basically have to keep it on your clit the whole time to get any benefit from the vibe, and that’s fine. However once in a while I want the super-powerful orgasm of a rabbit combined with the pounding action that comes with thrust, and you just can’t do that without losing contact with your clit.

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