Review: Satisfyer Pro 2

my tickle trunk satisfyer pro 2 review

I laid back on the couch, panting, holding the Satisfyer Pro 2 in my hand, trying make sense of what the hell had just happened.

When I first got the Satisfyer Pro 2 (which I’m referring to as the Satisfyer from now on for simplicity’s sake), I tried it about half a dozen times without success; the sensation was too intense, too pinpoint, even on the lowest setting (if I’m honest, the 11 settings didn’t seem to vary TOO much). I’d enjoy it for a few seconds, work myself up a bit, then find my entire vulva itchy and overloaded with such a weird tickle and have to remove it. I was feeling pretty bummed that my clitoris wasn’t down with the newest revolution in clitoral pleasure; I wanted so much to like it!


Review: California Exotics Entice Hope Vibrator

California Exotics Entice Hope Vibrator Egg Review

When browsing for new toys, I usually look for something I don’t yet have, and when I stumbled upon the Entice Hope vibe, I was intrigued with the idea of an egg-style vibe. Frequently my man will want to tease me or full on make me cum while doing so, and an egg with a long, corded remote seemed like the perfect tool to do so.

It’s feminine and colourful, with a hard plastic shell in deep purple, accented with metallic gold, and connected by a 2-foot cord. Some people don’t like the idea of a cord, but I don’t have any objections. What could I possibly be doing where 2 feet of give isn’t enough?
What surprised me is that it’s waterproof, so it didn’t fry when I washed the egg and cord with liberal soap & water. My innocence is still maintained by saving bath time for rubber ducks instead of rubber dildos, so being waterproof isn’t really my first priority.