Opinions as Bloggers, Godemiche, and What It Means to Me

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It’s taken me a while to find these words– I’m sure by the time I get around to actually posting it’ll all be very passé, but a recent social media shitstorm has served as a much-needed catalyst, causing me to reconsider my blog’s stance within the blogger community. I hit my tipping point when it was publically revealed in a viral Vice video (ugh, Vice) that the realistic Adam dildo – by UK dildo-makers Godemiche – was in fact modelled after Adam – the male co-founder of Godemiche himself.

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Review: Vixen Bandit

Vixen Bandit in Vanilla My Tickle Trunk

When it came time to select some dildos to review from the much-loved Vixen, the Mustang was the obvious choice; the adoration is yelled from the rooftops of pretty much every sex blog I’ve encountered, and mine was no different. But surely Vixen isn’t a one-trick pony, and surely there are others dildos that are worth screaming about?

Well the Bandit is aptly named, because it’s stolen my heart *groooaan*
But seriously, this toy deserves some fanfare as well; less G-spot, less squish, but extra firmness coupled significant girth and testicles? Prrr.

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Review: Vixen Mustang

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Remember the Tantus Adam? Remember how it was my gold standard in dildos and nothing would ever get better than that?

Hello, Vixen. It’s no secret that every sex blogger in the history of ever is a big supporter of Vixen Creations and touts the virtues of their dual-density silicone dildos. I read about Vixen for years, skeptical of how good a dildo could really be and thinking that it was all just hyperbole. But this isn’t just another superb adult brand… this is a game changer. My Tantus Uncut was best known for first-rate squish, and the Captain by Pleasure Works was a big leap in realism, but none of them hold a candle to Vixen.

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Review: Fuze Tango Double Dildo

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Oh how I rejoiced when Happy Valley Silicone agreed to send me a selection of items, and I pulled the Tango out of the box. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t exactly what I hoped for. I jumped, I giggled, and I promptly pulled the beautiful, purple, silicone toy from its packaging to gaze at it in all its glory.

It’s no secret that I like pegging and overall strap-on play, but there’s definitely a gap to bridge between fucking someone with a surrogate dick, and getting real genital stimulation for yourself at the same time. As a cis woman, it’s not so much about having the dick as it is being able use it and get pleasure from the overall experience, so the idea of a strap-on dildo that actually provided female pleasure has been long-atop my wishlist.

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Review: MEO HurtMe Deluxe Swatter With Anal Ball

MEO HurtMe Deluxe Swatter With Anal Ball my tickle trunk review

THWAP.

There’s the onomatopoeic, all-encapsulating buzzword for this review. A sound that’s thick, sticking to your skin like honey, yet cuts through you like a red-hot knife. It’s the word that immediately popped into my head as I handled this MEO Swatter for the first time, palming the flexible leather and grasping my fingertips over the cold, metal anal ball handle. It was also the word that was forced through my body the first time this toy was thrust against my bottom.

Having tested it out on my arm earlier in the day, I laid over the bed, bottom up, and closed my eyes, awaiting the delicious sting of a new toy… but not before yelling “BE GENTLE.”

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Review: Njoy Pure Wand + A Word On Squirting

Njoy Pure Wand review + Squirting my tickle trunk

The Pure Wand needs no introduction – you know it, and if you’re like me, you’re one of the thousands who rushed to buy it after reading a “gushing” review from your favourite long-time blogger. Hell, the last thing the internet needs is yet another glowing review of the Pure Wand, but if you don’t like it, then hey, get your own blog.

I bought mine about 6 months back, when I found myself with some scraps of disposable income and a lust to know more about this magical chunk of steel. I was giddy as I carried it home from Come As You Are, feeling the heft of such a small yet sturdy item as it tired my arm while waiting (and waiting) for the streetcar. I grinned ear-to-ear as no one suspected that my plain paper bag contained a simple, stunning dildo; one unlike they’d ever seen before.

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Good Whore: That Time I Put On A Show

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We’d been only once before, to the local sex club down the road. A typical Thursday night had turned into a steamy adventure and before we knew it, we had arrived at a place with enough sexual energy to be palpable, with enough sex toys to turn any man in that place a vermillion shade of red.

Checking into a locker room, I got undressed into my red bra and panties as Patrick stripped down to his boxer briefs, already tight as we listened to moans and the sexual energy building from the next room. We grabbed a drink and took a lap; men walked around in towels, while women were either topless or adorned in skimpy lingerie. Off of a hallway there were individual rooms, each with a rope across for observers, and a door to decide when viewing time was over. Over in the corner, several men stood around an ottoman in the dungeon, taking turns with a single woman as she moaned under the cock of another man. We sat watching for a few minutes, wishing we were the ones being gangbanged, but moved along to figure out our next adventure.

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Review: The Captain By Pleasure Works

Review: Pleasure Works The Captain my tickle trunk dildo

The Captain makes me greedy. It makes me want more. It’s so thick and so realistic that it takes my “size doesn’t matter” demeanour and replaces it with “MOAR COCK PLZ”

The Captain is made with Firm Core Silicone from Pleasure Works, consisting of a very firm centre shaft with a very soft, supple coating of premium silicone over top. The overall shape of the dildo is very firm, with not much give or bend to it, but the outer coating provides the perfect amount of give to make this THE most realistic feeling dildo I’ve ever had. The Tantus Uncut #1 takes the prize for most realistic in appearance and detail, but close my eyes and put this in my hand, and the soft, clammy exterior has me fooled.

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Review: Fun Factory Bouncer

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Go back to my earlier days of Twitter and you’ll see one Tweet of desperation – “my world for a Fun Factory Bouncer”. I don’t know what it was, I wasn’t even particularly into dildos at the time, and I had only just recently become acquainted with Fun Factory. I’d just never seen anything like it – like kegel balls for fucking!

The Bouncer by Fun Factory has the unique feature of rotating weights within a dildo, where each bulge along the shaft contains a weight that shakes with the movements of the dildo (perhaps you’ve heard the Bouncer referred to as “the shake weight of dildos”). Its flat base works remarkably well as a short-term suction cup, as well as making it suitable for anal use; I can’t say I’ve tried it as such, but with the smooth waves formed in matte silicone, I can imagine it would feel pretty great. The Bouncer also has the unique feature of COMING IN RED. I mean yes, they also come in the other predictable colours of black and pink, but… red!

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Review: Lovehoney Lifelike 8-Inch Silicone Dildo

my tickle trunk review Lovehoney Lifelike Silicone 8 Inch Pink Dildo with Suction Cup

It’s big.
It’s pink.
It’s veiny.
Those are three statements that cannot be exaggerated enough and are really the pillars of this Lovehoney Silicone Dildo. I mean if it has to be pink, then it might as well be hot pink. What I like most about it is that it pairs the realistic with the non-realistic; from the hot pink colour to the veins you can feel even when inside, it merges the best of both worlds.

For starters, let’s talk about that coronal ridge. You can see even in photos that this sucker is hella pronounced, and this is perfect if you’re a texture queen. I’ve mentioned before that I am not, but this definitely provides a different feeling that drives home the fact that this isn’t just another dick. My partner and I have used it during sex to simulate if someone else were fucking me as well, and it was clear as day that this was not my partner inside of me – not with that cliff of a coronal ridge.

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