There’s the onomatopoeic, all-encapsulating buzzword for this review. A sound that’s thick, sticking to your skin like honey, yet cuts through you like a red-hot knife. It’s the word that immediately popped into my head as I handled this MEO Swatter for the first time, palming the flexible leather and grasping my fingertips over the cold, metal anal ball handle. It was also the word that was forced through my body the first time this toy was thrust against my bottom.
Having tested it out on my arm earlier in the day, I laid over the bed, bottom up, and closed my eyes, awaiting the delicious sting of a new toy… but not before yelling “BE GENTLE.”