Review: Vixen Mustang

Vixen Mustang silicone dildo for a review on my tickle trunk

Remember the Tantus Adam? Remember how it was my gold standard in dildos and nothing would ever get better than that?

Hello, Vixen. It’s no secret that every sex blogger in the history of ever is a big supporter of Vixen Creations and touts the virtues of their dual-density silicone dildos. I read about Vixen for years, skeptical of how good a dildo could really be and thinking that it was all just hyperbole. But this isn’t just another superb adult brand… this is a game changer. My Tantus Uncut was best known for first-rate squish, and the Captain by Pleasure Works was a big leap in realism, but none of them hold a candle to Vixen.

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Review: The Captain By Pleasure Works

Review: Pleasure Works The Captain my tickle trunk dildo

The Captain makes me greedy. It makes me want more. It’s so thick and so realistic that it takes my “size doesn’t matter” demeanour and replaces it with “MOAR COCK PLZ”

The Captain is made with Firm Core Silicone from Pleasure Works, consisting of a very firm centre shaft with a very soft, supple coating of premium silicone over top. The overall shape of the dildo is very firm, with not much give or bend to it, but the outer coating provides the perfect amount of give to make this THE most realistic feeling dildo I’ve ever had. The Tantus Uncut #1 takes the prize for most realistic in appearance and detail, but close my eyes and put this in my hand, and the soft, clammy exterior has me fooled.

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Review: Tantus Adam O2

my tickle trunk review tantus adam o2

Pay attention folks, because you’re looking at my gold standard to which all future dildos will be compared.

A dildo that upon insertion EVERY time has me moaning “oh GOD I love this thing.” A dildo that were I to be dumped tomorrow, I would seek comfort in knowing I had a damn good second place dick. A dildo that has earned my first and only 10/10 rating – Adam.

You’ve probably seen him before; he’s thick and squishy, with just a bit of a lean – not unlike my drunk Uncle Ian – and dare I say, he hits my G-spot with so much precision that my Pure Wand is off collecting dust. So let’s talk about the dildo that sports the name of one of my oldest friends.

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Review: Tantus Uncut #1

my tickle trunk tantus uncut #1 review

The Uncut #1 is my fantasy dildo. When I’m feeling the need to be absolutely stuffed to the gills with cock, I reach for my #1 and large bottle of lube; add a butt plug and you could serve me at Thanksgiving.

I scored my Tantus Uncut #1 in Mocha at the previously mentioned Come As You Are sale, when a Ziploc-wrapped enigma dropped into the discount bin, and its little bounce on landing set off my dildo radar. Sure enough, a floor model version of a glorious, black, uncircumcised penis lay within the plastic bag, adorned with an equally glorious $20 price tag. I recognized the unique design immediately and snapped it up with fervor.

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