With my lacklustre Satisfyer 1 experience, the Satisfyer 2 had me hopeful as the next in line for battery-powered clitoral stimulation. However, from the minute I hit the power button on this sleek, medical-looking device, I was sadly disappointed. It’s a sexy little thing; a piece that belongs anywhere from your nightstand to your medicine cabinet, with a long, white appearance that could blend in as a simple ear thermometer. This Satisfyer has the distinct feature of being the only model with 3 buttons – one for power, and two for intensity control. I do like the idea of separate controls, since bypassing your preferred setting can be a real pain in the ass when you need to cycle through all the modes just to find it again. Unfortunately, this feature is only available on what I’d say is the least satisfying Satisfyer there is.