Review: Lovehoney Mini USB Rechargeable Wand

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I’ve mentioned before my obsession with finding a decent wireless wand; yes, I should just get a Magic Wand Rechargeable already, but the price point just doesn’t work for me, and I can’t say I’m complaining about the journey.

That said, let’s not say for a moment that we’re comparing the Lovehoney Mini Rechargeable Wand and the Magic Wand Rechargeable here, because that’s like comparing apples and grapes. I know the title says “mini” but damn, it’s mini. Because of its size, you can’t expect a deep rumble, but I’m happy to say it’s not the type of buzziness that lasers my genitals off. I’ve gotten off very successfully, many, many times, and I’ll continue to keep this by my desk for those “ooooo what’s this” moments that we all come across on the internet.

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Review: Lovehoney Lifelike 8-Inch Silicone Dildo

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It’s big.
It’s pink.
It’s veiny.
Those are three statements that cannot be exaggerated enough and are really the pillars of this Lovehoney Silicone Dildo. I mean if it has to be pink, then it might as well be hot pink. What I like most about it is that it pairs the realistic with the non-realistic; from the hot pink colour to the veins you can feel even when inside, it merges the best of both worlds.

For starters, let’s talk about that coronal ridge. You can see even in photos that this sucker is hella pronounced, and this is perfect if you’re a texture queen. I’ve mentioned before that I am not, but this definitely provides a different feeling that drives home the fact that this isn’t just another dick. My partner and I have used it during sex to simulate if someone else were fucking me as well, and it was clear as day that this was not my partner inside of me – not with that cliff of a coronal ridge.

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Review: OVO S1 Lay-On Vibrator

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The OVO S1 is a lay-on vibrator, and the first I’ve ever owned. I was really excited because I had two thoughts when I first heard about the existence of lay-on vibrators:

  1. “Wait. I’m not the only one who sometimes masturbates while laying on my stomach?”
  2. “There are vibrators JUST for that? I need one!”

From what I can tell, it’s the select few who are able to jack off face-down, and I get it. This particular position stems from my childhood when I didn’t know what I was doing or why lying on my hands down there felt good. As I got older, I knew what I was doing, but I knew it was not how women touched themselves in mainstream media, so I thought I was weird. Just seeing the existence of a lay-on vibrator confirmed that I wasn’t alone, and I wanted to know if this style would actually enhance this position of masturbation.

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Review: Tantus Ripple

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To think that I was once prepared to compare this to Romeo seems a bit ridiculous in hindsight, but given the choice between them for the best anal toy, I have to give condolences to the guru of anal wooing; Tantus Ripple is the true butt love guru.

Part-dildo, part-plug, the Ripple is able to appeal to many levels of anal expertise, even in the large size. The head is no larger than a small grape, and it expands from there with the fourth and final bead measuring smaller than a golf ball; my best comparison is to an Eos lip balm, but that might not help every reader of this review.

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Review: Pebble by Ooh Je Joue

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I’m going through a clit vibe phase. Not sure why I’m calling it a phase, since the first 27 years of my life saw only clit-based orgasms, but I’ve decided that my ass and vagina have seen a lot of action lately – the bean gets a turn. Which is why when I was presented the option to try a shape from Ooh Je Joue’s interchangeable, rechargeable line of silicone shapes & vibrators, the Pebble seemed like a natural choice.

It comes in what’s probably the most adorable yet minimal packaging I’ve seen for a sex toy. I love the vivid colours, the individual bags, and the cheeky little lips that add a sexy but fun tone to the simple toys. Normally I’d never waste your time by talking about something you’re probably going to throw away, but it really was beautiful.

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Review: Tantus Adam O2

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Pay attention folks, because you’re looking at my gold standard to which all future dildos will be compared.

A dildo that upon insertion EVERY time has me moaning “oh GOD I love this thing.” A dildo that were I to be dumped tomorrow, I would seek comfort in knowing I had a damn good second place dick. A dildo that has earned my first and only 10/10 rating – Adam.

You’ve probably seen him before; he’s thick and squishy, with just a bit of a lean – not unlike my drunk Uncle Ian – and dare I say, he hits my G-spot with so much precision that my Pure Wand is off collecting dust. So let’s talk about the dildo that sports the name of one of my oldest friends.

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Review: Blush Villain Audre

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Given the slew of glowing reviews that Audre by Blush Novelties has collected, I’m surprised with my level of disappointment that I have to write something even less than immaculate.

It was a beauty. I had of course seen photos of the Parisian-style packaging that embraced the clean, soft silicone form (primarily because mine took a month to ship). Vibrating G-spot toys may not be my drug of choice these days, but I do love a good one to dabble with once in a while, and I can’t deny that with the right clitoral stimulation, they get the job done.

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Review: Simon Peg by Holepunch Toys

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How could I resist the chance to say that I fucked Simon Peg(g)?

Browsing through Hole Punch Toys’ website, it was hard to choose just one unique, platinum cure silicone toy – carrot butt plugs, spaceship dildos, little butt radishes – but the name alone stood out to me, in addition to a pegging-friendly shape. Simon Peg comes in blue, purple, black, and pink – which I have – but not only is the in-person colour more vibrant, it also falls a bit more on the side of neon red than pink (which I prefer)

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Review: Tantus Sport

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I must admit, I wanted to hate on this little guy, and I fully expected to find it boring and small. I didn’t even buy the Tantus Sport for myself – I bought it for my boyfriend, thinking small and sleek was a butt’s best friend (we didn’t know his bonkers anal aptitude at this time), but he prefers toys without a bulbous head, so I was left to take in the orphaned dildo.

It has a wee 5.5” in length, a modest girth of 1.25” and as you can imagine, is perfect for butts… but more on that in a moment. First, I want to talk about how this little dude wormed his way into my heart, and my nightstand.

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Review: Tantus Uncut #1

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The Uncut #1 is my fantasy dildo. When I’m feeling the need to be absolutely stuffed to the gills with cock, I reach for my #1 and large bottle of lube; add a butt plug and you could serve me at Thanksgiving.

I scored my Tantus Uncut #1 in Mocha at the previously mentioned Come As You Are sale, when a Ziploc-wrapped enigma dropped into the discount bin, and its little bounce on landing set off my dildo radar. Sure enough, a floor model version of a glorious, black, uncircumcised penis lay within the plastic bag, adorned with an equally glorious $20 price tag. I recognized the unique design immediately and snapped it up with fervor.

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