Review: MysteryVibe Crescendo

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The concept of the Crescendo seemed pretty cool from the get-go, but even from the start, I had my own doubts about how this multipurpose sex toy would be able to satisfy my needs. Nonetheless, I was pleased to hear from MysteryVibe, and my curiosity got the better of me, so now I’m the proud owner of a vibrator that I’ll probably never use again.

Don’t get me wrong – the principle is quite solid; 6 individual motors make up the body of this shape-shifting toy, like the Odo of masturbation. But where others rightfully saw a 100% unisex, pleasure-seeking, all-encompassing revolution in sex aids, I saw a toy that was trying to do too much. The rabbit vibrator is proof that a toy trying to do it all is likely to end up doing nothing, and while the flexible form was indeed intriguing, it was still just a rigid piece of silicone with 6 lacklustre motors instead of one half-decent one.

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5 Way Sex Toys Can Better Your Relationship

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There’s no doubt that sex toys lead to better sex, but sometimes the side effects of that better sex seep into your everyday life, resulting in a happier, more satisfied version of yourselves! If you’ve thought about giving sex toys a try, then I’ve got 5 good reasons to go for it!

Facilitates Communication
By broaching the topic of bringing toys into the bedroom, it forces both of you to ask some important questions, and allows you to be more organically open with each other about some subjects that may have been difficult to approach otherwise.

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Review: Doxy Massager

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I love wands. At this point, if I had to throw out my entire sex toy collection and keep just one type of toy, it would be the wand. I love the power, I love the uses for me and for him, I love that they hold a long charge or straight-up plug into the wall, I love that I can mash them into my genitals without losing power, and I love how I don’t even have to take off my clothes to have an orgasm (or that I can stick one through a low-crotch onesie without undoing any buttons). Most of all, I love their reliability; all of these factors roll into one perfectly timed orgasm that can never steer me wrong, and I love that a Doxy is now a part of my favourite group.

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Eroticon 2017: Virtual Meet & Greet

 

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This year will be my first attending Eroticon in London, England, and I’m beyond excited! I’ll take this chance to pass along a HUGE “thank you” to two elements making this possible; first, to the Eroticon crew, for being super generous and giving bloggers like me the chance to attend through their ticket pool. Secondly, to KinkBnB, who will be putting me up in one of their lovely, sex-positive vacation rentals for the weekend!

I’m new to this, but it seems introductions are in order for an Online Meet and Greet before the real deal in two weeks. If you see me, please say hi, because I’m annoyingly introverted. And if you won’t be there, then learn a ‘lil more about me here and keep an eye on Twitter for what I’m sure will be an annoying amount of updates!

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Review: Fuze Tango Double Dildo

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Oh how I rejoiced when Happy Valley Silicone agreed to send me a selection of items, and I pulled the Tango out of the box. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t exactly what I hoped for. I jumped, I giggled, and I promptly pulled the beautiful, purple, silicone toy from its packaging to gaze at it in all its glory.

It’s no secret that I like pegging and overall strap-on play, but there’s definitely a gap to bridge between fucking someone with a surrogate dick, and getting real genital stimulation for yourself at the same time. As a cis woman, it’s not so much about having the dick as it is being able use it and get pleasure from the overall experience, so the idea of a strap-on dildo that actually provided female pleasure has been long-atop my wishlist.

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Shop Canada: Interview with Cailey of La Petite Mort

le petit more my tickle trunkcailey le petit more my tickle trunk Late last year, I sat down with Cailey Root, the owner of Toronto’s very own La Petite Mort, to talk about her new store and ask the really hard questions (like whether she’d Fuck, Marry, or Kill the Tantus Rumble). The store is online-based, catering exclusively to Canadians looking for beautiful, body-safe toys without having to go south of the border. She offers a wide selection of curated toys, as well as lingerie, lube, and my favourite – art! Check out La Petite Mort for your Canadian sex toy needs!

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Review: Doxy Don

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It was a long, hard battle to get my Doxy Don, and I want to give a specific thank you to Ruby Goodnight of Doxy North America for being persistent and attempting to send me not one, but three Doxy Dons over the course of 4 months. May the two that went MIA find happiness in their freedom.

So needless to say, I had a lot of time to dwell on the arrival of my Don. Every time I revisited the issue with Ruby, I would search out more photos and reviews of the toy, remembering what it was that I had to look forward to. However, looking at the photos and the odd shape of the toy, over time, I found myself looking forward to its arrival less and less. The shape seemed limiting, if not cumbersome, so how could I, as a cis woman, benefit from such a one-use toy?

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I’m Not Unhealthy, You’re Just An Asshole.

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I’m going to forgo the word picture I normally like to paint as an intro to body positive posts, and just get to the point: my “health” does not give you a free pass to criticize my weight.

Yes, I’m overweight. The only entity who knows this more than I is the waistband of my jeans, so don’t act like you’re the first unique snowflake to notice. You note the weight of myself and others with the tone of judges at a dog show, and when I call you out for fat-shaming, you bring up the socially acceptable, thinly-veiled excuse for being a judgmental twat: “It’s bad for your health.”

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Review: We-Vibe Tango

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“Heeeeeeehehe!” I giggled, holding the We-Vibe Tango in my hand amidst a crowd of people and tugging on my boyfriend’s jacket out of excitement. “Feel this! Can you believe that?” What may have looked like a tiny, spinning bullet in my hand was actually radiating through my arm, and I was mesmerized. My boyfriend walked away like he didn’t know me as I began gushing to Helen, the lovely We-Vibe rep, about how stunned I was with its power.

The We-Vibe Tango is quickly making it’s way up there with the Magic Wand Rechargeable and Pure Wand as a toy that can’t get a bad review, and I thought if anyone could give it a bad review, it would be me. The first time I used it wasn’t that impressive – I struggled for a few minutes, and between that pinpoint tip and such a small shape, I found it difficult to find a way for it to work for me. I’d brought out several toys and dildos to test, and was sadly disappointed when it didn’t rock my world; that’s the purpose of the Tango though, to simply be.

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Review: B-Vibe Trio

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The B-Vibe Trio bore the tragedy of coming into my life around the same time my lust for anal play was at an all-time low. It comes and goes, unfortunately, and the first time I used this, it felt cool but… foreign. I do, however, give it credit for reminding why I love anal play so much, and for reigniting my love of butt stuff.

As it sounds, The B-Vibe Trio sports 3 separate motors within one butt plug (in the tip, middle, and neck), all of which can be operated manually, or with the included handheld remote.

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