Review: Fuze Foreman

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I feel rather lucky; with the limited selection of uncut dildos on the market today, this will be the second I’ve reviewed in under a year! That said, the Fuze Foreman far from measures up (literally) to the daunting Tantus Uncut #1 we saw earlier this year. In fact, this version might be a better alternative for those who can’t handle the girth and sheer weight of the #1.

It’s rather petite, coming in at an insertable 5.5” and only 1.43” inches around at its widest point, but my favourite quality of this dildo has to be the squish factor. It doesn’t advertise itself as any fancy, realistic silicone, but it really should, because this is even squishier than Tantus’s famous dual density silicone. It’s soft, flexible, and plush enough to feel like the real thing, all without being too soft and unable to hold a shape. I love it.

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Review: Afrodite by Sex Wooden Toys

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I’ve never been particularly good with measurements. Throughout my late teens and early twenties, I’m sure men thought I was perfect because my perception of an inch was way off, so needless to say I was easily impressed. I say this because there’s one factor that’s going to very slightly hinder this review, and that factor is size.

It’s the same thing that got me into trouble with my too-big Pure Plug, which I try so hard to love but I’m just not feeling it in return. When Sex Wooden Toys reached out to me, they asked which toy I wanted and what size, so this is no one’s fault but my own, and perhaps in part to a poor public school math education. I chose the large Afrodite from Sex Wooden Toys, thinking I like many other “large” toys, but not taking into account the inflexible material or, y’know, what an inch really looks like. Size Queens can rejoice because DANG she’s a big ‘un, but my vagina is merely a Size Princess In Waiting.

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Review: Magic Wand Rechargeable

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This ranks up there with the Pure Wand as another toy that needs no introduction, nor any further fanfare, but too bad. This toy is too important to my collection to not be writing about it. It’s commonly known as the relative to its predecessor, the Hitachi Magic Wand “back massager”, only now sporting a body-safe silicone head, more intensity options, vibrating patterns, and of course – it is now rechargeable and cordless.

I’ve used a mains-powered wand only once before, and the cord was surprisingly unruly. Where did it go during sex? Under me? Over me? To the side? I hadn’t expected to be that strongly opinionated about something as simple as an electric cord, but when it came time to invest in a proper wand vibrator, I did find myself leaning in the direction of cordless (only in part because my landlord took 2 years to fix the short-circuiting outlet beside my bed).

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Make Me Feel Something

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I wanted to feel something. Anything. It was why I went there that night, to the bar on the corner that I’d frequented so many times before, but I’m not sure why. Same beer, same music, same regulars; every night, the same people looking for the same thing – something different, in the same place.

He was different, though. I’d never seen his tattoos, his defined arms, his black hair contrasted against ice blue eyes. He was the only thing different in that entire place. We barely needed words; one drink, a brush of the arm, a grab of the ass, and here we are, with his hands around my wrists, pinned above my head, against his bedroom wall and thrusting into me with his kiss.

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Jake & Becky: A High School Reunion

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I’ve been looking for a reason to write more erotica, and Sinful Press provided me with the perfect excuse in this Eroticon 2017 writing competition! The winner receives a ticket to Eroticon 2017, which I really, really want to attend, so here’s hoping I can make you and the judges hot and bothered enough to get me there!

The story is inspired by the above photograph, provided by Molly’s Daily Kiss, and features one of my favourite turn-ons: nostalgia. Enjoy!

It was a wistful, drunken moment following an uneventful high school reunion that brought me to this old haunt of an adolescent fling. Ten years ago, under this bridge was a favourite hangout for Jake & I during my last summer in town; I’d throw stones into the passing river, while he would tag the nearby pillars and walls with whatever crass logo he’d concocted that week.

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Review: Intimate Earth Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel

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I’m going to start this off with a quick story that doesn’t really affect my impression of this product, but will drive home what a spectacular moron I am.

As those who follow me on Twitter may know, from time to time, I like to do something that I call #DildosDayOut, where I take sex products on a walk to take photos for upcoming reviews. During a recent trip down to the waterfront with my sex toys, I brought along the Intimate Earth Clitoral Stimulating Gel, and took some pretty photos of the bottle atop an overpass at sunset (romantic, I know), and when I arrived home, the bottle was gone.

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Review: OVO E6

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The OVO E6 has a unique feature, in that it’s the first double-ended vibrator that I’ve ever had the experience of owning; it has one end that features the classic rabbit design, while the other is a bit more thick and rounded and features its own vibrator for internal use. For that reason, this review will be split into two chucks to highlight both ends of this dual-purpose vibe…

Rabbit
I’ll be frank – rabbits, more often than not, suck. And I didn’t have a lot of hope for the E6 when I pulled it out of its clean, white box to find the tiniest, most confusing rabbit layout I could have imagined. The arms have only an inch of difference in length; they’re shockingly thin, flat, and short. I may not be a typical size queen, but I do have some expectations when it comes to toys, and that expectation is that I won’t have ample room to jiggle the toy around inside me. I immediately couldn’t imagine the stimulation to be particularly exciting.

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Sexy Favourites For October

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It’s safe to say that I don’t do these every month – only the months that are worth reporting. The last time I did one was for Masturbation May, which ended up being undeniably sexy, but October was definitely return of the sex – huzzah!

I’ve got a lot in the works right now (as you’ll see from the several cliffhanger highlights included here), so you can count on another one of these next month, when I finally pull the time out of my ass to post my current works in progress.
Onward!

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Review: MEO HurtMe Deluxe Swatter With Anal Ball

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THWAP.

There’s the onomatopoeic, all-encapsulating buzzword for this review. A sound that’s thick, sticking to your skin like honey, yet cuts through you like a red-hot knife. It’s the word that immediately popped into my head as I handled this MEO Swatter for the first time, palming the flexible leather and grasping my fingertips over the cold, metal anal ball handle. It was also the word that was forced through my body the first time this toy was thrust against my bottom.

Having tested it out on my arm earlier in the day, I laid over the bed, bottom up, and closed my eyes, awaiting the delicious sting of a new toy… but not before yelling “BE GENTLE.”

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Problems With The Everything To Do With Sex Show 2016 (And How To Fix Them!)

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Dear ETDWSS,
I write this with love – truly – because what I saw this year was a show in trouble, and as one of Canada’s few sex shows, this concerns me. Fewer exhibitors, fewer relevant features, and worst of all, fewer people. All hope is not lost, but I’m sure your accountants agree – something needs to change. In fact, looking at photos from past years, it looks like you already know what I’m talking about, simply with the downgrade of leaving Metro Toronto Convention Centre. I’m presumptively taking it upon myself to draw attention to the bad omens, the aspects of the show that need changing, and what can be done to make it better.

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